Jr Spragus, Number 5

Picture, if you will, a small boy, newly turned Four Years Old.

A small boy, of unusual talents.

Soccer rules, not being one of them.

Following directions, also not being one of them.

Running, also not being one of them.

Chasing a ball, ditto.

Kicking a ball towards the goal...not so much one of his talents.

Picking his nose with his tongue, definitely a talent.

Entertaining a crowd on the sidelines, yep.

Chatting up the opposition's coaches, absolutely.

Marching to the beat of his own drummer, for sure.

Falling down dramatically and spontaneously, definitely.


Now, just for fun, have him play the all-sibling dream team.